that didn't work out either

the whole being classy thing did NOT work out...althought I recognized this and made someone drive me there and drive me back, so at least I was safe in that way.

okay i am still drunk, semi-hungover, in my parents' house. reeking of booze.

FANTABULOUS beginning to this summer!

last night - bar that was throwing a party that my friend's promotional company was handling...sponsored by courvosier (or how the hell ever you spell that)

anyway, there was HOOKAH involved (for free!!) because we knew the guy and we were sitting with his girlfriend in the VIP section in the back (is this really what i've been missing down south?? i may be missing this place when i peace out in 2 months) so that was ridiculous.

then we get free red something shots. then free jager bombs. then free some other shots. then a giant bottle of jager for free. then a giant bottle of courvosier for free. clearly - I WAS TRASHED.

THEN ANDY DICK SHOWS UP. wtf?!!! i wanted NO part of that so (hello, it's andy dick) i just stood in the back and laughed at everyone else getting molested. also - andy dick's brother looks like jesus. his "bodyguard" wears jean shorts down to his ankles..and andy dick was as high as a kite (obvi) slurring everything he was saying. so maybe i wasn't as trashed as i thought i was...because i was still judging people by their appearances.

speaking of appearances, i assumed that this would be a total nothing party, just people chilling out, relaxing over booze, etc so i roll up in shorts, a tank top, and some flip flops. AWESOME. i'm glad i knew the guy at the door and everyone else because i may not have gotten in...because everyone was made up, wearing dresses/skirts, heels, and the boys were wearing button downs/blazers.

anyway, andy dick was hitting on one of my friends (guy) and asking him to be his boyfriend. AMAZING! also, this guy friend is totally cute (redhead! never tried that one before), must hit that up some time. andy dick's gay friend started making out with me (SEE HGF? GAY MEN MAKE OUT WITH WOMEN!**hgf has the honor of being the only man who's ever rejected me...and he's rejected me every time i've been drunk asking him to make out with me**) and saying i was hot or some bullshit and the said redhead cutie agreed, so watch out for those updates people.

fun things - seeing people i hadn't seen in like 4 years and catching up on gossip. apparently a bunch of the girls in my class are pregnant and/or have babies. AMAZING!!!

oh yeah, party ended around 3:30am - bar tabs close at 2:30am, they stop serving at 3am, then a fight broke out, and all i know is andy dick was involved. then the lights came on and so we left.

ridic.