gym updates

it's day #whatever and still no hot man. i might have to give this one up. ugh.

something that i've noticed while running on the treadmill and going on the elliptical - men need to really think about what kind of underwear they are wearing. i mean, VPL is an epidemic plaguing not only the female but also a significant portion of the male population.

it really bothers me when i know what type of underwear a guy at the gym is wearing because i can see his TIGHTY WHITEY PANTY LINES against his very thin 1 layer of gym shorts. these people really need to think about what they look like, i mean that sight is not turning anyone on. i don't want to see your boxers bunched up to your ass either. pull that shit down and adjust yourself.

moreover, fat girls need to stop playing and start wearing clothes that cover their cellulite. i mean, great, you have on a shirt long enough to cover your buldges in the front and the back...but did you not consider the fact that those shorts are cutting up into your asscrack and with every step you take on that treadmill about 5 sacks of fat are shaking monstrously on the back of each thigh?

honestly. think of the children! yall are at the gym, it's great...but please, do not destroy my retinas in the process.