themed parties

I've been to more than a couple themed parties in my college career. The one thing that makes me really annoyed is not the fact that some people aren't dressed up - but that some people are. They are the ones who misunderstood the theme, and that really annoys me.

We are ivy league students...we got accepted based on our GPAs, SATs, and countless other things that demonstrate our abilities to read, understand, and use the English language. These theme parties do NOT have SAT-vocab words in their titles/explanations...and yet there are always people who show up looking idiotic.

Example: I went to a "Preppy" party a couple of days ago. Do people not understand what preppy means? Preppy means seersucker, preppy means Ralph Lauren ads, preppy means NO JEANS, preppy means NO SNEAKERS. What the hell was wrong with these people showing up in their denim and their laced monstrocities?

Honestly...what Ralph Lauren ad have you seen where they were showcasing their *~*awesome*~* new denim line? NONE. You think prepsters from New England and do not show up in a school girl uniform. That one has its own theme, it's called Schoolgirls. Being preppy is not an occupation - it is a form of dress. It is seersucker.

You wear khakis, boat shoes, loafers, and argyle. Is it really that hard to understand? Pop your damn ass collar and wear pastels. Wearing a grey 3-quarter length henley with a denim skirt does NOT equal preppy. That equals Macy*s.

Example: I went to a "C" party this past semester. That one is as simple as it gets - you wear or dress up as something that begins with the letter C - like cat, cowboy, cowgirl - really, the possibilities are endless.

Granted, some people didn't dress up as anything and just walked around with cordoroys, clogs, and a collared shirt. This one heinous bitch decided to wear cups for a bra.

Okay. Seriously. You CAN NOT walk around with SOLO Cups as a bra. PERIOD. THE END. If your boobs fit into those cups, you shouldn't be walking around showing them off. And if you do choose to walk the path of the fug, at least have the courtesy of wearing something under so it's not as atrocious to the sights of others.

Moreover, I know guys love it when girls are confident - but that's only when they have something to be confident about. This girl's tits are ugly. They are small and yet they are still saggy. That shit should not be shown and advertised to the world. That shit should be found out by a drunken hook-up and then have him be disappointed. Your tits are ugly and they should be put the fuck away. THE END.

PS. 5 minutes into the party, I gave this girl a very long dirty look and she put her shirt on and wore cups around her neck for the rest of the night.