I'm going to get what I want.

I'm signed up to do about 60$ worth of experiments in the next 2 weeks to cover my drunken alcohol spending, so I decided to do some pre-emptive browsing on various websites for new purchases.

I really need (want) a pair of real ghetto and hideously bright Nikes. My secret wish is to be fabulously fierce and ghetto, and yet I know in real life my semi-WASP upbringing will render my "ghetto" style as hilarious and revolting as an obese person in a bikini on a trampoline. No matter- I found these gorgeous ladies (Nike Internationalists) on Urbanoutfitters.com, $55, but all sizes are backordered till 4/25. Damn. I want to have these.