See how absolutely adorable he is? So cute you just want to have lots of making out with him. Then he went and grew a mustache and now looks like his own evil twin.
Right now, if I were a young girl, I would be screaming in my head and running the other way because he looks like a 40 year old skeevy immigrant worker who molests children. For some reason, his girlfriend has not made him shave that disgusting facial hair off, perhaps it's to fend off his many admirers (one of which is my friend...who gets happy because he breathed the same air as the boy pictured).It's not "indie" or "hipster" to look like a fatter version of Marc Anthony...you just look like the skeevy and fat version of a 115 year old vampire.
In any case, the lesson learned is --> unless you want to be perceived as a skeevy perv, do not grow a mustache.
1 comment:
y he gotta be immigrant? lol
i like him with or without it
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