....trying to find a formal dress (I'm going for the....this is my last one so I'll do/wear whatever the hell I want and look completely gaudy and obnoxious - this is apparently a hard task to accomplish).
....stalking a hot (whom i think is an) ex-marine (aka staring at him while working out at Gold's Gym).
I've been watching ANTM a lot (Thank you VH1) and here are some lessons I've learned.
1 - the bitchier/more interesting you are, the longer you will last because it IS a TV show and they want you there for the viewers (c'mon, how else are you going to explain how JADE got into the final 3 in season 6? I foresee Renee of Cycle8 lasting a long time because she is SUCH a conniving slutbag!)
2 - smile wit yo eyes! otherwise known as Tyra Banks Is Crazy. She overacts to every situation that she's supposed to play in and wears RI-freakin-DONK-ULOUS outfits to every judging. Headscarfs and other head/hair accessorites that make her 5head look like an 8head just really aren't flattering. Everything that the girls do deals with Tyra - I mean is this ANTM or is it Tyra-Banks-Is-Awesome??? The woman tries to be the next Oprah but instead looks and sounds like a MADtv sketch of Oprah played by an epileptic.
3 - This is more of a concern - What exactly is Miss Jay??? Is he/she transgendered? What is his/her real job? What can't he/she just take some hormones and grow boobs and actually be a woman? It just really bothers me that he/she is so feminine and goes by MISS Jay, and yet isn't really transgendered.
4 - Jay Manuel really disturbs me, especially the silver-tipped hair. Who dyes/highlights their hair silver!! SERIOUSLY.
5 - Nigel Barker is HOT.
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i hate renee too, but i do think shes cute.
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